Oh good.
You found us.
This is Bugsy. He is a long-haired dachshund with opinions about books, snacks, and anything moving near the lanai screen.
The real Bugsy supplies the ears, side-eye, and editorial authority. His AI double handles the harder assignments—wizard cloaks, customer support, kitchen disasters, and occasionally reading an entire book.
REAL DOG. QUESTIONABLE CRITIC.
